Breaking off from a conversation I was having recently; why do majority of straight people seem to believe a lesbian is always a result of not finding a good man? 🤔 I couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve been told that I haven’t been with the right one or asked who broke my heart. Lol the real truth is, as for me and most of my counterparts is? NOBODY. If my preference was based who fucked me over the most, at this point I’d be straight as a fucking board😂 but it’s not, so lemme break it down for those of y’all who are confused.
Lesbians aren’t some mythical figure. We’re not the result of a fuckboy, bad dick, or desperation. I mean if that was the reason for anybody, at what point in life do we decide who we’re attracted to? 🤔🤷🏽♀️ You don’t have an answer, it’s okay. Crazy, right? Just likes it’s natural for straight people to be attracted to the opposite sex, it’s just as natural for me to like the same sex. I’ve been with guys, didn’t stick with any of them. Great people, but there was always something missing. I’ve never had that feeling of incompletetion with any of the women I’ve talked to or dated, but according to the common man, that’s not possible. Which leads them to ask ignorant questions like:
Q: Why are you gay?
A: Because one night in the middle of my childhood, the Gay Fairy came and hit me in the face with a fist of rainbows and titties
Q: You ever had a boyfriend?
A: I have actually and was throughly unsatisfied.
Q: You just ain’t been with the right nigga, huh?
A: WRONG. The few boyfriends I did have are people I’m friends with today. And the sight of the male anatomy kinda makes me want to vomit a lot.
Q: How do lesbians have sex?
A: The same way you do
Q: If you’re gay, why do y’all use straps and dildos? It’s just like dick.
A: If you like head, why don’t you let a man give it to you? It’s just a mouth.
Q: You want kids, but you’re gay? That’s not possible.
A: We live in a world where a man can become a woman, a sheep can be cloned, and no booties become donkey booties. My pregnancy methods are not far fetched.
Q: You’re still gay?
A: Yes. Yes. Yes. And will be tomorrow. 10 years from now. When I’m dead and gone, my headstone will read “Still Gay 6 feet under”
Short, sweet and idiot proof. Even though some will read this and still be baffled by the magnificent being of the homosexual woman. Now excuse me, while scroll through my news feeds of lesbionic excellence🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈